AY DON KERby: LOKOMOKO Girls*kantahin nyu ung i don't care ng 2ne1 sa lyrics na to! haha!Me oil ka sa mole, pang nestea ka, na nag-church pero yung sa motelYou have oil in your mole, you’re for Nestea*, who went to church but in a motel(*as in Nestea iced tea)Many calories, sossy pa, kay tiyahin ng handy phoneMany calories, even saucy, it’s aunt’s of handy phoneKamote yan tsaka mangga pa ohho-ooThat’s cassava and also mango ohho-ooKasi, sing gurang ni Tsong, Mommy nyo lasenggoBecause, as old as ‘bro, your mommies are drunkardsNa dun ka sisinghot kasi mahabang lalakbayThat you’ll sniff there because long journeyKissing ni Montero eh, na video ng foreignerKissing of Montero* eh, videoed by foreigner(*Just a random name)Nintendong masarap ang tinde owo ooohNintendo’s delicious so intense owo ooohK-F-C, escabeche, tsong ang sarapK-F-C*, sweet and sour fish, ‘bro it’s delicious(*as in Kentucky fried chicken)Sige masebo kasi sibaRight fatty because a gluttonOne two karinyo, isaing nyo may bulaOne two charisma, cook rice has bubbleNahulogFellI don’t care uma-arteI don’t care actingHiga office, someone andun, kiss ni tsong nung sang buwanLay down office, someone’s there, kissed by ‘bro last monthAng arte, di pa Tuesday, ang dyowa uy baduy ang hair ay lilimaSo fussy, not yet Tuesday, the lover so corny hair is only fiveCause I don’t care e-e-e-e-e, I don’t care e-e-e-e-eCause I don’t care e-e-e-e-e, I don’t care e-e-e-e-eBoy I don’t careHonda tinapa, bf kong sumpungin, me ganon na mukhasim ehHonda* smoked fish, my boyfriend with tantrums, there’s a sour face eh(*As in the car brand)Me imbiyerna na shampoo ni Ma’am, burles sa guntingThere’s pissed in Ma’am shampoo, naked scissorsAng iisang muta mo’y takot siyaThe only dirt in your eye he’s scared(Mang Dante) Aminang gasul, mga matsing ko(Mang Dante*) Confessions LPG tank, my monkeys(*A common Filipino name)Anak pong lasenggo, de kapitan lasing naDrunkard child, the captain’s now drunkTara Dagul hakone, yong reggae ng gwapo neLet’s go Dagul* [hakone**], the reggae of handsome ne(*Name of a midget actor)(**A made-up word)Atsarang dinamitang pundi oho oohAtchara* dynamite flickering oho ooh(*A Filipino side dish eaten with fish or meat)Oh medyo bagong bakunahan naOh quite new vaccination nowTocino siomai butsi man, yuck C.P. asan yema, asenso me CadillacTocino siomai or even buchi, yuck cell phone where’s the yema, made it big has Cadillac(Tocino, siomai, buchi, and yema are food)NagunawDestroyedI don’t care uma-arteI don’t care actingHiga office, someone andun, kiss ni tsong nung sang buwanLay down office, someone’s there, kissed by ‘bro last monthAng arte, di pa Tuesday, ang dyowa uy baduy ang hair ay lilimaSo fussy, not yet Tuesday, the lover so corny hair is only fiveCause I don’t care e-e-e-e-e, I don’t care e-e-e-e-eCause I don’t care e-e-e-e-e, I don’t care e-e-e-e-eBoy I don’t careNag-lock kami, puyat si Sir at ang drama’y di akyat bahayWe locked, Sir is sleepy and the drama’s not a burglarNaghuhulas nag-single kami, mami cigarette boyNaghuhulas* we singled, mami** cigarette boy(*I don’t know how to translate it, sorry. But it’s a verb)(**Chinese noodle soup)Balot, sige na, kangkong, coffee yan, sisig, at tyaniDuck eggs, please, kangkong, that’s coffee, sisig, and armpit hair remover*(Kangkong and sisig are food)(*LOLs at tyani! I just translated it as armpit hair remover)Isipit your napkin, awayin, Cebuana, itali meHang your napkin, fight, Cebuana*, tie me(*Cebuana is a woman from Cebu City)I don’t care uma-arteI don’t care actingHiga office, someone andun, kiss ni tsong nung sang buwanLay down office, someone’s there, kissed by ‘bro last monthAng arte, di pa Tuesday, ang dyowa uy baduy ang hair ay lilimaSo fussy, not yet Tuesday, the lover so corny hair is only fiveCause I don’t care e-e-e-e-e, I don’t care e-e-e-e-eCause I don’t care e-e-e-e-e, I don’t care e-e-e-e-eBoy I don’t care
christmas party...phew!
whew! ampagod ng ibang saint john...
thank you for the cooperation...
next time sana tumulong din naman ung iba.
haha! :D
kahit nakakapagod, one of a kind exp. pa rin.
biruin mo (joke...) magkakasama kau sa initan, habang nagtatali ng plastik sa palibot ng christmas tree...
sa mga pangambang maari kang mahulog sa hagdanan.
natapos nanaman namen ung 2nd layer, third na lang..
kaso ang problema, lahat natatakot akyaten...
pano kaya yon?
si miss fat kasi eh! umalis...hmpf! haha!
sana matapos na namen to bukas...
*wish*
awooot!
nga pala klasmeyts, ung project sa filipino gawin nyu na...
sorry guys...but i cancelled our past blog.
(bdtrip kaxe nkalagay sa blogger acc. ko eh!)
kaya ngdecide akong maggawa ng bagong acc. ung sa tresdesanjuan lng.
don't worry guys...this time i promise to keep this blog alive.
i even put this to my daily sched.
haha! :D
enjoy your stay, i'll try to make this blog as interactive as it can be.
try lang ha! wag masiyadong magexpect.
